TEST TUBE ALIENS

A new addition to the house at Christmas time. These are fascinating to say the least . Am finding myself observing when a heartbeat turns orange....oh my feed me..... slow red heartbeat is satisfaction. After half a day of watching all aliens beat with a green heart, it was discovered we were drowning them ! Shock ! As if it was a real being, quick action of draining the said test tubes alleviated the problem. Relief ! Dont think i could bear little eyes hesitantly waiting to see if mum had killed newfound projects. One of the best things to have kids involved in and it is noticed how most responsibility for Samaru, Namako, Dodec and Shako is taken on by the children themselves. Might i say they are not the only members of the house to fall for these inventive creatures.

sensei says

Always will be faults in a relationship,

always will be differences in a relationship

but as the sun goes down, love the one you have

hold them close, work your faults and differences

out, know love will out do them all,

bring them to balance ying n yang......

Forbidden Fruit

Knowing she shouldnt take it, just within her grasp,

touching with instilled fear, this feeling will it last?

tormented spirit, broken soul,

to come so far, to never hold.

Silent whispers inside the mind,

wanting, yearning,

forever to remain a mystery,

the forbidden fruit eludes her.

Angels

You are all around me, I feel you there,

You are the winds that blow gently through my hair,

You are the stars that twinkle in the darkest skies,

You are the tears that fall when i cry.

My precious Angels now gone away,

Embedded in my heart, you will always stay.

Jaimi 21/12/00

BabyM 7/7/03

David

I only had you for a few years out of the first 10 years of my life. Remembering so clearly

your laugh , the cheeky smile, forever the prankster. Sitting at the drive-in watching Born

Free, the shiny black shoes and handbag you gave me, my first taste of KFC, the enormous

pavlova adorned with whipped cream and strawberries that you made, you introducing me

to silly string; and how i fell in love with that and to this day the child within emerges

whenever i see a can. The happiest days was spent with you and you gave all of your time

and attention and nothing was too much trouble so that I not only knew you loved me but

felt it as well. Thirty two years after you went to live with the angels, I am still Daddy's

little girl. Dad, I miss you and I will always Love you .

28/11/75

To Lift or Not to Lift ?

Why is it that one of the main complaints women have about men is all over the toilet seat?

Most women detest seeing the lid sitting upright and in a middle of the night dash, who actually remembers to see whether the seat is up or down?

What would women of today think if most of the male population started to whine about the seat not being left up? All is fair in standing or sitting at the porcelain bowl.

Come on girls, you want equal rights then start lifting the seat when you exit .

Just 1 question that puzzles me, why do men read in the toilet and what takes them so long?

To go Back in Time

Tick tock, tick tock, her eyes glance to see

the hands of time move closer, that time has come,

heavy footsteps upon the porch, pulses race

heart beating faster, a smile so bright,

he walks through the door. A sense of peace.

Closing the door, shut out the world,

leaving the gremlins of work behind.

They share a laugh, see beauty in all,

a small pink flower to fluffy

white clouds, ache so deep at what

is unfair.

Looking out across the ocean blue

A rainbow of color, prisms of light

to carry thoughts and dreams ,

and the power of reality sets in...

Tick tock, tick tock the dream of

turning back 20 years is lost........

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt !"

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate married O Schitt, the owner of Needeep N Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock and because her kids were living with her, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseperable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his Indian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt" you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O Schitt.

The Moors Murders......an "uneducated" view.

I have just finished watching a documentary on The Moors Murders in England. There is tears and sadness that two individuals raped, tortured and killed those children, the show gave some details about what happened to them. It is beyond me how anyone could do the disgusting things they did let alone aid another in comitting the abhorant crimes. One now elderly mother awaits for the discovery of her little boys body so she can finally lay him to rest. Every year she places flowers on the fence line and over looks the vastness of the moors wondering where her child lies crudely buried. Myra Hindley at first claimed innocence then to further her chances of gaining release years later she made full admissions of what part she played in the murders. Forensic psycholgists and criminologist have presented studies that say she was under a profound influence of Ian Brady. Myra Hindley was not kept prisoner or tortured into partaking the killing of innocents. She chose the path she walked, be it misguided or not but still her choice. Two words to describe her sorry ass, Pure Evil ! R.I.P Keith Bennett, and may Angels watch over your mother.

my celebrity look-alike

SURE I DO LOL

Hear the language of the woods.Seek the treasures of the hidden realm.You enchant me with your loving smile.May the magic ever dance in your heart

i feel it...........

We Were Meant To Be by Justice

Somewhere in time
We fell in love
Our feelings were so strong
Stars sparkled up above

Somewhere in time
Nothing else mattered
We were together
Until our hopes and our dreams were shattered

Somewhere in time
Great memories are there
Our love was once great
Nothing could compare

Somewhere in time
Our love stands still
A love that we lost
Somehow, against our will

Somewhere in time
We'll meet again
Somewhere in time
Our love will never end

Bum Nutz

Sufferin' Sunday

el sylvester rápido me coge esa ardilla!!

Smile

Smile and the world smiles with you, snore, you sleep alone :-)

I am not strong, why is it wrong?

"Raindrops, bodies close, moulding in2 1, eyes closed he whispers "angel i am here" . . . . .free at last " . Paronella awaits the saddened soul ....

The Taggening

The author has been tagged by Lordsomber of The Pungeoning. Tagging in the Blogosphere means, that if you’ve been picked, you have to pick five to ten others to follow suit. Here are some questions and answers. The questions can be changed when you “tag” some other blogger. If you’re tagged, answer the questions on your blog.

Tagging Questions:

1) Name your favorite band and singer. (The singer can’t be from the band)

Singer: Enrique , Bryan Adams,

Band: Ac/Dc , Kiss, Creedence Clearwater Revival

2) Favorite historical politician (domestic)? (Historical = Dead) Don Chipp, founder of the Democrat Party in Australia

3) Favorite historical politician (International)? Mahattma Ghandi

4) You’re giving a Hollywood pitch (25 words or less) about your Blog — GO ...still deciding

5) Other than where you live now, what city do you like? Buenos Aires

6) Favorite modern politician? (In office now) Tough decision..........I'll get back to you on this one

7) Are you a Wilsonian Idealist or Nixonian Realist in foreign policy? No comment

8) Favorite obscure movie? Sandcastles, (1972) Jan-Michael Vincent

9) What is your favorite restaurant? Havent been to any so do not have a favourite

10) Choose a music video on YouTube. Why this one:
AC/DC - long way to the top has memories and the music alone to this day invades my senses and i can drift off with my own thoughts.

Who to tag…: To be announced........

Guilty before being proven innocent.......

In a court of law you have the chance to prove your innocence before guilt but lo and behold if you come up against a government department here in Queensland. One is automatically judged as GUILTY and the roll on effect is immeasurable. If you dare to question the so called authority , beware that you will then be classed as dismissive of mischevious claims. Somewhere , someone has to be held accountable for the harassment this department metes out on the whim of pure evil.

In our modern times , we credit ourselves with providing the best education for birth control and unwanted pregnancies. Its amazing the number of teens and young women who find themselves pregnant and use all types of excuses, "oh i was on the pill", and the best 1 i have heard is, " dont know how it happend". Then we have the Golden Carrot being dangled by the government, a lump sum payment of 5 thousand dollars for the birth of every newborn. Year after year we see young women producing more children , I know of 1 female who is 22, and single, has 5 children and is pregnant with her 6th! These children are from different sperm donors. I use the terminology of sperm donor as there is no stability here, no responsibillity shown by the mother to provide these children with what every child has the right to know and experience, a father. I get sick and tired of hearing about men who get a girl pregnant and then run off. If the female is not sure the guy is going to practise safe sex then it is up to her to ensure a pregnancy does not occur. The percentage of pregnancies that can occur through failure of contraception doesnt compare to the rapidly rising birth rate among women who are single. Women need to take responsibility themselves and stop using men as sperm donors and the government as their weekly pay packet. More importantly, its the children who miss out, no amount of money , food, great toys or clothing can compensate for what kids need more, a mother and father who can positively parent their offspring.

Ive liked many but loved very few, no 1 has been as special as you, id stand and wait in the worlds longest que, just for the pleasure of a moment with you :-)

The embers lay smouldering, yearning for that one puff of wind to give life as there had once been. There it was, the flame started small, grew, danced and shone in the darkness, alas the same wind silenced the flame and what remained once again was a smouldering lifeless ember.

around the corner

Around the corner I have a friend, In this great world that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before I know it, a year is gone. And I never see my old friends face, For life is a swift and terrible race, He knows I like him just as well, As in the days when I rang his bell. And he rang mine but we were younger then, And now we are busy, tired men. Tired of playing a foolish game, Tired of trying to make a name. "Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim Just to show that I'm thinking of him." But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes, And distance between us grows and grows. Around the corner, yet miles away, "Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today." And that's what we get and deserve in the end. Around the corner, a vanished friend. Remember to always say what you mean.

Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die Before you do I'll go to heaven And wait for you I'll give the angels Back their wings And risk the loss Of everything Just to prove My friendship is true I'm thankful to have a Friend like you!

Dunk Island

and he dreams :-)

Do you

Ever feel like standing on top of a cliff or in open field and screaming at the top of your lungs? For the life of me, i can not understand why people are not totally honest with me when the very least i offer is my honesty. The one thing that pisses me off more than anything is being kept in the dark and/or lied to.

and the dingo cries

A recent attack on small child at Fraser Island by a dingo has resulted in the dingo being put on death row and it will be shot by rangers. Fraser Island is a popular destination for campers and the dingo was introduced here by rangers. When totally ignorant members of the public continue to feed these animals and or leave scraps for them to scavenge, one can safely say that the animals will not fear humans. A childs safety is paramount but you cannot punish animals for the mistakes of humans.

FEAR NOT.......

With the recent tragedy in Virginia, and the calls for tightening of gun ownership, laws will be broken and weapons will always be accessible for those who choose to misuse them. Fear not the weapon......but the person behind it.

Parental Control

Is television to blame for the lack of activity our children have with the great out doors and lack of manners they seem to possess? Parental control leaves a lot to be desired. Whatever happened to the cubby houses and all the jaunts we as kids used to do. Playstations and x-boxes, video games etc have taken over. A lot of parents whine about kids spending too much time in front of the tv, well turn the damn thing off and exercise control of what your kids are watching and doing. Let kids be kids and accept your responsibility , stop looking for excuses as to why kids of today are unruly and bad mannered. I know some children are challenging in their behaviours and it can be extremely frustrating, persevere and get back to basics, get back to mother nature and all she has to offer. You may be pleasantly surprised.

A REASON

Ppl come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When u know which one it is, u will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need u have expressed. They have come to assist u thru a difficulty, to provide u with guidance and support, to aid u physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason u need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvinient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. sometimes they die. sometimes they walk away. sometimes they act up and force u to take a stand. What we must realise is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done.The prayer u sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on. Some ppl come into your life for a SEASON, because yr turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring u an experience of peace or make u laugh. They may teach u something u have never done. They usually give u an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it, it is real. But only for a season. LIFETIME relationships teach u lifetime lessons, things u must build upon in order to have solid emotional foundation. Yr job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what u have learned to use in other relationships and areas of yr life. It is said that love is blind. Thank u for being a part of my life, whether u were a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME x

4 U

4 u I would climb the highest mountain peak, swim the deepest ocean, 4 ur love i do seek. 4 u i wld cross th rivers most wide walk the hottest desert sands 2 have u by my side. 4 u r the 1 who makes me whole, you've captured my heart n touched my soul. 4 u r the 1 that stepped out of my dreams n gave me new hope nd showed me wat love means. 4 u alone u r the reason 2 live 4 the compassion u show n the care that u give. U came in2 my life n made me complete,each time i see u my heart skips a beat. 4 u define beauty in bth body nd mind, yr soft gentle face more beauty il never find. 4 u r the 1 god sent frm above, the angel i needed 4 whom i truly do love.

Paradise

Closing eyes, inhaling the scent of the rainforest, the utopia where the rest of the world ceases to exist ...........at peace with myself and my imperfections fade away.........the dream i have is to share it with one ....

Letterman

No matter how many times i watch this character on tv, i cannot see how or why he seems to be so popular. He laughs at his own dribble and the audience follow. Is he from another planet ? or am i missing something here?

To be forewarned

With the recent seismic activity in the Solomon Islands , tropical cyclone style alerts were issued along the eastern coast of Australia for possibility of a tsunami. People rushed home from work, pulled their children out of schools. Many people smirked and joked about the non arrival of the tsunami. Those people who say unnecessary panic was created would be the first to stand up and whine like a stuck pig IF the tsunami had of hit and no warning was given. to be forewarned is to be forearmed.

Teachers

With my own children in primary school, i noticed the lack of male teachers. I think the children of today would only benefit from more male contact whilst attending school. Have come across some wonderful female teachers but also acknowledge the impact males could have. Lets face it, in fatherless families the influence and perspective that only a male can provide is invaluable.

Even old age..........

doesnt stop 1 grandma from enjoying the fruits of love. Watching what could be classed as a motivational video i discovered that life definitely doesnt end at 50 . Remember the saying from yesteryear, Waste not, Want not ? Well Nanna is going in to claim the pearl necklace given to a much younger woman and even with her false teeth missing, nanna was definitely not a spitter !

A Fathers Love

He walked this earth with pride and love, and now he lives with the stars above. No greater man would you find, Why did he go and leave me behind ? My heart it aches, forever will, No one can know how i feel. I forever wish my dad was here, to hold and cuddle me, to be so near. Tears fall like rain when i weep, those precious memories are mine to keep. I visit your grave, say a silent prayer, the day will come and i'll be there. I'll always love my beautiful dad, the greatest friend that i ever had....i miss yo so much Dad x

hope

To catch when 1 does fall from grace....2 strong arms n a smiling face....always reverts to trust n faith

WHY

If you can see without looking, understand without talking, feel without touching, what do you have ? The freedom to be who you are. I seen without looking, i understood without talking, i felt without touching .............

GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?

I found this bumper sticker in a womens magazine under the heading, Humourous Bumper Stickers for Women. If men have a similar sticker about women, one can safely assume the hairy armpit brigade would be up in arms. My favourite saying is Respect given is Respect earned , how can todays woman demand respect from man when they find this amusing.

A touch of Your Hand

A touch of your hand will let me know, u take me in then let me go. If not 4 love where would we be? Leave life behind us, but what if love dont find us, what would remain? How is it done two into one so easily. Strong enough to live strangers never give you will never understand how every plan goes if not for love

The mysterious Aquarian

He is the anchor that holds me steady in the roughest n deepest of lifes ocean, the buoyancy that keeps me afloat, the gentle wind that steers me to calmer waters. x