Pisces - Your Love Profile |
 Your positive traits: You're very tuned into your lover's feelings - and always doing something caring. Sweetness - you're the most romantic person your partner has ever met. You get easily swept away and are a total delight to fall in love with. Your negative traits: You are super duper sensitive and find it hard to get out of a sad mood. It's difficult for you to tell your sweetie no, even when you should. You often tell your partner what they want to hear, instead of being honest. Your ideal partner: Is straight from a fairy tale - the man or woman of your dreams Is a total romantic, with an artistic or creative side Loves to express their love to you, in all sorts of unique ways Your dating style: Dreamy. You like traditional romantic dates, like picnics in the park and candlelight dinners. Your seduction style: Fearless - you try what your partner suggests, no matter how unusual. Loving. You'll take your pleasure second, if necessary. Internal. A lot of your enjoyment takes place within your head. Tips for the future: Be more realistic. Your romantic ideal is nice, but it may just not happen. Let go of your fear of rejection - it's holding you back from being with your true love. Best color to attract mate: Seafoam green Best day for a date: Friday |
Friday, 7 March 2008
Dont always believe what you read ..... I don't like green !
Have a cuppa..... cat poo coffee
Alarm screams in the morning, lifting a weary head
hear the birds chirping, must get out of bed.
Nostrils flared, eyes are the smallest of slits,
getting yourself together, gather all your wits.
A fire breathing dragon morphs straight into a softy
once she's fed copious amounts of steaming hot
strong coffee.....
The one coffee that would not be gulped down in a hurry is that made from the beans that are
extracted from the Indonesian Luwak, an animal similar to a cat.
Kopi is the Indonesian word for coffee, and luwak is a local name of the Asian Palm Civet. The raw, red coffee berries are part of its normal diet, along with insects, small mammals, small reptiles, eggs and nestlings of birds, and other fruit. The inner bean of the berry is not digested, but has been proposed that enzymes in the stomach of the civet add to the coffee's flavor by breaking down the proteins that give coffee its bitter taste. The beans are excreted still covered in some inner layers of the berry. The beans are washed, and given only a light roast so as to not destroy the complex flavors that develop through the process. Some sources claim that the beans may be regurgitated instead of defecated.
This Kopi Luwak (pronounced [ˈkopi ˈluwak]) , in plain Aussie terms; cat poo coffee, is selling
for $50aud per cup. I'll stick to cappuccino's , cafe latte and espresso's. A matter of personal
taste but to me it would be likened to swallowing an oyster, runs for the bucket.
Thursday, 6 March 2008
I'm f**ked if I'm eating...
When I first seen Gordon Ramsay , famous chef and food critic, i couldn't help but think what an absolute prick. Arrogant and his head so far up himself he could not see daylight or breathe. Having viewed several episodes of Kitchen Nightmares, this guy totally rocks! He says how it is and is not afraid to do so. He has butted heads with many wanna be chefs and cooks yet doesn't carry on with a long held grudge. I laughed loudly when after sampling a dish he boldly stated, "I'm fucked if I'm eating this shit"! One can imagine if a patron was so upfront at The Four Seasons .
What price......Infidelity ?
The contestant takes a lie detector test prior to show and must answer the often volatile questions truthfully to move higher up the money tower, hoping to reach the target of $500,00.
For $100, 000. to answer the question "Do you believe you are married to the wrong person?"
She answers, "Yes". For $200,000 the question of " Did you have sexual relations with someone other than your husband whilst married?" was answered truthfully. Husbands head hangs , the ex boyfriend smirks and the subject female sits and smiles, no remorse to be shown. Who in their right mind would grandstand on national television and admit to infidelity , no matter the cost, emotional or otherwise? All for the sake of an extra one hundred thousand dollars. To be unfaithful is one thing but then to not give two shits and blurt it out for monetary gain ! I'll bet if the shoe was on the other foot and the husband was in the hot seat, there would be an outcry and demands for his head on a plate and his testicles to be painfully removed. Hold your head up mister, she has the morals of an alley cat, is lower than a snakes ass and the SHAME is all hers to live with !
For $100, 000. to answer the question "Do you believe you are married to the wrong person?"
She answers, "Yes". For $200,000 the question of " Did you have sexual relations with someone other than your husband whilst married?" was answered truthfully. Husbands head hangs , the ex boyfriend smirks and the subject female sits and smiles, no remorse to be shown. Who in their right mind would grandstand on national television and admit to infidelity , no matter the cost, emotional or otherwise? All for the sake of an extra one hundred thousand dollars. To be unfaithful is one thing but then to not give two shits and blurt it out for monetary gain ! I'll bet if the shoe was on the other foot and the husband was in the hot seat, there would be an outcry and demands for his head on a plate and his testicles to be painfully removed. Hold your head up mister, she has the morals of an alley cat, is lower than a snakes ass and the SHAME is all hers to live with !
Monday, 28 January 2008
A little word with biggest meaning
The smallest word with the most ramifications , LOVE. Who was it that said that it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.? The burning gut, aching heart, endless tears, is it worth it at all ? Chasing love is akin to chasing rainbows in the skies.
Friday, 18 January 2008
Its just not Cricket.....
During the furore recently in cricket, was decided perusal of the game itself was in order.
The more study the more revealed at just how sexualised cricket has become. I mean who
wields his virgin wood waiting to see the first cherry ? What is with all the ball tweaking
and dead balls , how many maidens are bowled over? Kind of like foreplay when the
bowler makes a fast approach and doesnt follow through correctly and the batter
has a pull shot. A touch of voyeurism indeed, who really needs a 3rd person to tell you
whether you are in or out. The public pay to view many a full toss on what can turn into a
sticky wicket, what the hell does a half toss constitute? Who else can fiddle with their box
in public and get away with it? Last but not least the realisation, you're playing with people who
do bat for the opposite team !!
virgin wood- a previously unused cricket bat
cherry- mark left on said cricket bat after striking red ball
ball tweaking- to get the ball spinning when bowling it.
dead balls- called when a bowler aborts his run up without making a delivery, called when a batsmen attempt to run leg-byes after the ball has struck the batsman's body, but is deemed to have not offered a shot.
maidens- a spell of bowling in which no runs was added to score
fast approach- the ground a bowler runs on during his run up
pull- a type of shot offered by the batsman
3rd person- also referred to as 3rd umpire, video umpire
in or out- needs no explanation
full toss- a delivery that reaches the batsman on the full ie. without a bounce
sticky wicket- a drying wicket that is extremely difficult to bat on
box- a protective item shaped like a half shell and worn down the front of a
players trousers to protect his or her genitalia
bat for the opposite team- self explanatory, someone who plays for the team you are opposing.
The more study the more revealed at just how sexualised cricket has become. I mean who
wields his virgin wood waiting to see the first cherry ? What is with all the ball tweaking
and dead balls , how many maidens are bowled over? Kind of like foreplay when the
bowler makes a fast approach and doesnt follow through correctly and the batter
has a pull shot. A touch of voyeurism indeed, who really needs a 3rd person to tell you
whether you are in or out. The public pay to view many a full toss on what can turn into a
sticky wicket, what the hell does a half toss constitute? Who else can fiddle with their box
in public and get away with it? Last but not least the realisation, you're playing with people who
do bat for the opposite team !!
virgin wood- a previously unused cricket bat
cherry- mark left on said cricket bat after striking red ball
ball tweaking- to get the ball spinning when bowling it.
dead balls- called when a bowler aborts his run up without making a delivery, called when a batsmen attempt to run leg-byes after the ball has struck the batsman's body, but is deemed to have not offered a shot.
maidens- a spell of bowling in which no runs was added to score
fast approach- the ground a bowler runs on during his run up
pull- a type of shot offered by the batsman
3rd person- also referred to as 3rd umpire, video umpire
in or out- needs no explanation
full toss- a delivery that reaches the batsman on the full ie. without a bounce
sticky wicket- a drying wicket that is extremely difficult to bat on
box- a protective item shaped like a half shell and worn down the front of a
players trousers to protect his or her genitalia
bat for the opposite team- self explanatory, someone who plays for the team you are opposing.
Sunday, 13 January 2008
DODEC
Today we mourn the passing of a little alien friend
who lived his life in a test tube , until the very end.
His arrival brough such joy, we watched him at the start,
hatching from a white cocoon, to the flashing of his heart.
Daily feeds were given, his progress watched in awe,
and now he sits there lifeless, the heart it beats no more.
Say goodbye to Dodec , good memories will remain,
your resting tomb awaits you, your death was not in vain.
who lived his life in a test tube , until the very end.
His arrival brough such joy, we watched him at the start,
hatching from a white cocoon, to the flashing of his heart.
Daily feeds were given, his progress watched in awe,
and now he sits there lifeless, the heart it beats no more.
Say goodbye to Dodec , good memories will remain,
your resting tomb awaits you, your death was not in vain.
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