Dogstroganoff

Each country has it's own unique cuisine just as Seoul does but the thought of chowing down on mans best friend just doesn't get the taste buds going into overdrive. Poor pooch when he looks up at you with them puppy dog eyes not knowing he is on tonights menu.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/04/02/2206458.htm

What the?

Just so the men don't waste valuable drinking time !

$1 AUD

How much a little boys life worth? Certainly more than the dollar coin lodged in his throat. Confronted with a stressed child, shallow breathing, unable to talk or swallow, excessive drool and foaming at the mouth, concern for his immediate welfare overtakes anger. The school which is right opposite the hospital waited until the parent arrived , ten minutes away from the school. Luckily for the child he did not suffer any serious side effects after being rushed to a bigger hospital an hour away. The consequences could of been dire and it is fortunate they were not.

This little piggy

Stashed away or on display we all have gadgets or items that take our fancy. This is my latest collectable. A lighter that when you use it, the twin flames emerge from it's nostrils/snout.

PRISON Vs WORK

@PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@WORK
You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle

@PRISON
You get 3 meals a day , fully paid for
@WORK
You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it

@PRISON
For good behavior you get time off
@WORK
For good behavior you get more work

@PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@WORK
You must carry a security card and do it yourself

@PRISON
You can watch Tv and play games
@WORK
You get fired for watching Tv and playing games

@PRISON
You get your own toilet
@WORK
You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat

@PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit
@WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@PRISON
All expenses are paid by the tax-payer with little work required
@WORK
You must pay all your expenses to go to work and they deduct taxes from your wages to pay for the prisoners

@PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
@WORK
They are called managers !

I Will Survive !!

Another delightful email to share with you, it is apparently sung to the tune of, I Will Survive.... you all know it.



SING IT GIRLS!!!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!
Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

Top 10 Useless Body Parts

According to the Science Channel we have at least 10 useless body parts. Am sure we have our own ideas as what to add to the list.


10. Plica semilunaris
You may not know it, but you have a third eyelid. Pull open the two more noticeable eyelids and take a look -- it's located right in the corner by the tear duct. This small third eyelid is left over from what's known as a "nictitating membrane," which is still present in full form in some animals including chickens, lizards and sharks.

9. Body hair
No doubt we were once hairier. Up until about 3 million years ago, we were covered with body hair. But by the time Homo erectus arrived, the ability to sweat meant we could shed our woolly ways.

8. Sinuses
Doctors don't really know much about sinuses -- only that we have a lot of them. Possibilities for their function range from insulating our eyes to changing the pitch and tone of our voice.

7. Adenoids
Adenoids trap bacteria, but they're also prone to swelling and infection. Just ask any 7-year-old. Luckily, our adenoids shrink with age and are often removed, along with ...

6. Tonsils
Also prone to swelling and infection. If you still have them when you reach your 30s, it's almost an accomplishment.

5. Coccyx
More useful as a game-winning Scrabble word than as part of the anatomy, the coccyx or tailbone, is made up of several fused vertebrae left over from the olden days when we had tails.

4. Arrector pili
When we were hairier (see No. 9), the arrector pili made the hairs stand on end when we needed to appear bigger and scarier. Now, it just gives us goose bumps.

3. Wisdom teeth
Back in the day, when we ate mammoth meat off the bone and didn't floss afterward, our teeth tended to fall out. Therefore, when those reserve molars, aka "wisdom teeth," came in, they were welcomed. Nowadays, fluoride and dental plans have made them just a huge pain.

2. Appendix
Darwin claimed the appendix was useful for digestion during our early plant-eating years; it's dwindled down to little since we started eating more digestible foods.

1. Male nipples
Because, why?