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VALUABLE INFORMATION FOR US ALL TO KNOW

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli)
bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it
as a public service.
I often receive some weird and amusing emails, this is just one.
I heeded the warning and sambuca is the drink of the night at 38% ALC/VOL.

The 3 R's...... reading, rude stuff, ridiculous...NSW education Dept

A year 1 teacher has been suspended from duties until the outcome of an investigation into her extra curricular activities. Lynne Tziolas, 24 and her husband posed for a national women's magazine; Cleo, and answered questions about their sex life and relationship . All this was presented in a sealed section of the magazine, so to view it, and it does come with warnings about the content, the sealed section would have to of been opened. Above is the picture that has caused all the concern.
Some parents have obviously viewed the said article, the photos and the so called sexual comment and are calling for her dismissal.
Yes teachers do have a standard to uphold but come on, if the article is so offensive and one not heeds the warnings beforehand, then really what have the parents got to complain about. You tell me how many Year 1 students can go in and buy a Cleo magazine. The chances are that they are more than likely to view the magazine if it is left lying around by a parent who is careless in stowing it away out of little eyes way. That would go for any type of publication that has contents not appropriate for viewing by minors, you need not leave them laying where children can easily access them.
People come in all shapes and sizes, we are not all perfect; whatever that is, and in an ideal world we should all be proud of who we are. Mrs Tziolas is not ashamed of herself or the relationship she shares with her husband and why should she be.
For me, to parade oneself naked in public is a no go area BUT the uproar IS about the teacher doing so and in a sealed section of a magazine that children have NO right to be seeing in the first place.
Lynne Tziolas's downfall was that she is a teacher.

http://au.news.yahoo.com/080509/2/16sfp.html?f=mv

~~~Meme~~~

Welshcakes has this meme so I thought I would do it and anyone who wishes to have a go can; you have to answer each question with one word only:

Where is your mobile phone? Keyboard
Your significant other? Wish
Your hair? Black
Your mother? Alive
Your father? Precious
Your favourite thing? Reading
Your dream last night? Wishful
Your favourite drink? Black sambucca
Your dream/goal? Life
The room you’re in? Big
Your ex? Prick
Your fear? Silence
Where do you want to be in six years? $+%@(censored)
Where were you last night? Home
What you’re not? Coward
Muffins? Maybe
One of your wish list items? Gold
Where you grew up? Tasmania
The last thing you did? Laundry
What are you wearing? Skin
Your TV? On
Your pets? Smoochy
Your computer? Ancient
Your life? Hectic
Your mood? Upbeat
Missing someone? Always
Your car? Hyundai
Something you’re not wearing? Shoes
Favourite Store? Loot
Your summer? Sweltering
Like someone? YES
Your favourite colour? Black
When is the last time you laughed? Today
Last time you cried? Tonight

Which Sci-fi Character are you..

CAPTAIN JAMES.T.KIRK

An impassioned commander with more respect for individuals than for authority, you have a no-holds-barred approach to life and its obstacles.

I don't believe in the no-win scenario.

James is a character in the Star Trek universe. STARTREK.COM has his Starfleet record.

Thanks Colin, amusing , could of at least given me a female character, am NOT manly LOL.

Todays humour

Blog and web addicts your dreams have been answered:


And then we have this........
You have to admit, he does look scary !

Thanks to Word around the net

A Child Killers Rights ?

Faye Cramb lies in an induced coma in intensive care after complications from heart surgery. She has already been administered last rites and is not expected to last much longer.

Valmae Beck, imprisoned in 1988 along with her husband Barrie Watts for the shocking rape, torture and murder of a 12 year old girl.
The dumpy and matronly woman — with six children from previous marriages — stopped Sian and asked about a mythical missing dog.

Watts grabbed her from behind. Sian, arms and mouth taped, was driven away to bushland.

Watts raped, beat and repeatedly stabbed Sian and cut her throat while Beck looked on. The two then calmly went home to Lowood, had a bath and watched TV.
It emerged in their separate trials that the marriage was going sour and Watts had fantasies about raping and killing a young virgin.
Watts told Beck, in secretly taped conversations between the two while they awaited their court hearing, "I'd like to do it again. You wanted it as well. You wanted to do it again."
Beck — who showed no reaction to her life sentence — told a stunned court that Sian "never cried, never shed a tear, (she was) a brave little girl, she never uttered a peep, she just did everything he told her."
The sentencing judge described Beck as "callous and depraved".
Watts was also sentenced to life and both are still in jail.
The sentencing judge at Watts's trial described him as "a thoroughly evil man devoid of any sense of morality" and recommended he never be released.
In 1994, it was reported that Beck had changed her name and become a "born again Christian".


Enter Faye Cramb. There is huge public outcry that Faye Cramb is being treated with tax payers dollars to save or prolong her life. Faye Cramb is none other than convicted killer, Valmae Beck.

QUEENSLAND taxpayers could be slugged thousands of dollars for the full funeral of Valmae Beck.
Taxpayers have already had to pay for expensive life-saving heart surgery this week for the 64-year-old mother-of-six who lured 12-year-old Sunshine Coast schoolgirl Sian Kingi to her horrific death in 1987.
Queenslanders reacted angrily when news of Beck's declining health broke on The Courier-Mail website, with many angry that taxpayer funds were being used to help keep her alive.
Initial reports on Monday suggested Beck, if not claimed for burial by her family, could only expect the State Government to pay for her cremation.
However, The Courier-Mail has learned Beck could be given a fully taxpayer-funded funeral ceremony and religious interment.
A Department of Justice fact sheet says both it and Queensland's Attorney-General, through the Office of the State Coroner or a local Magistrate's Court Registry, could organise a simple burial or cremation of any deceased prisoner whose assets could not cover the cost.
"A relative or friend of a deceased person can apply for burials assistance if . . . no one can arrange or afford to pay for the funeral," the government-issued fact sheet says.
"If you would like a member of the clergy to conduct a graveside service, the funeral director (can arrange one, but) must be advised."•
Several funeral directors estimated the cost of a basic funeral could be anywhere between $2000 to $6000.
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,23654134-952,00.html

Is it inhumane to not administer medical treatment to another person? Yes, Faye/Valmae committed one of the most horrific and despicable acts upon a defenceless child and showed her no mercy. Do we as a society stoop to that level and show her no mercy or do we let her die as painful death like Sian Kingi. One part of me says let her suffer, that is emotions speaking, morally is it correct though to do the same.

Man pants....

It has been brought to my attention a new line of under garments. For women there was the padded bra, now there is an item aimed just for the men who maybe lacking in areas. The men can get all padded up, sounds like a cricketing term doesn't it?

http://manolomen.com/