Why is it that one of the main complaints women have about men is all over the toilet seat?
Most women detest seeing the lid sitting upright and in a middle of the night dash, who actually remembers to see whether the seat is up or down?
What would women of today think if most of the male population started to whine about the seat not being left up? All is fair in standing or sitting at the porcelain bowl.
Come on girls, you want equal rights then start lifting the seat when you exit .
Just 1 question that puzzles me, why do men read in the toilet and what takes them so long?