Saturday, 24 January 2009

New Vocabulary 2009

Yet another amusing email I thought I would share with you all. Forget being politically correct, have a sense of humor. A few I have heard of before but with different names, the meaning is still the same. Do any of you have sayings that you would like to share with us, I know around the world, different sayings mean different things. Here in Australia going for a fag is having a smoke, being pissed is usually meaning drunk but can mean in a bad mood.

A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything then leaves.

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a black box

The contents of a wonderbra, ie, extremely impressive when viewed from the outside but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.

Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.

A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 bums.

Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.


ga.farmwoman said...

I enjoyed reading those!
I really like the "Picasso Bum" one. lol....
Have a great weekend.

jmb said...

We had a seagull manager at the hospital where I worked. He worked at another site and came every Thursday to set us right. Mostly we tried to ignore his ideas since we had a totally different system from the one at his hospital and most of them did not work for us.

Welshcakes Limoncello said...

Thanks, nunyaa - you've given me a good laugh!

jams o donnell said...

Good ones Nunyaa. I am suffering from the dubious joys of a seagull manager at the moment. Oh for a gun!