Wednesday, 7 January 2009

Sex with a Fake


One Cairns man isn't so bright. A sausage short of a bbq one thinks. This fool has broken into an adult shop and helped himself to a blow up doll on more than one occasion. He takes the alternative to real life sex out the back and does the deed. Not a smart move to leave DNA behind at the scene. I guess he preferred the plastic fantastic, look at photo below courtesy of the Cairns Post, she even went down on him.


Whilst on the sex subject, have a look at Tales of a big city cop, goes to show masturbation and cocoa butter when mixed together can be lethal.

5 comments:

Crushed said...

A candidate for the Darwin awards...

I have to say it's a bit worrying if a guy can't control his lust for a blow up doll...

In fact, it's quite disturbing when you think about it.

One Time said...

Indeed... a very disturbing fetish.

Welshcakes Limoncello said...

Poor guy.

Bobby said...

Hahaha...why didn't he just buy the freaking doll? That picture is giving me the creeps!!!

jams o donnell said...

Hmm he probably needs help rather than punishment