Monday, 10 March 2008

Todays Featured Humour #2 Mens Version

Men's Dictionary
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
11. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay

Just so you know am not anti men, here is the mens dictionary *giggles and smirks*

1 comment:

Bretwalda Edwin-Higham said...

OK, so we can't deny it. Once I had a girlfriend who tried to tell me that the man she'd made a friendship with just wanted to have discussions about life.

Oh really?

Age definitely moderates it though and you become vastly more interested in the friendship side but that doesn't mean you're a eunuch.