Friday, 9 May 2008

EMAIL ALERT !!


VALUABLE INFORMATION FOR US ALL TO KNOW

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli)
bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it
as a public service.
I often receive some weird and amusing emails, this is just one.
I heeded the warning and sambuca is the drink of the night at 38% ALC/VOL.

2 comments:

Lil Jimmy said...

This is why the Good Lord recommended wine and the turning of water into it. Think I'll head off and pour a red.

CherryPie said...

Yes I will stick with the wine :-)