Tuesday, 1 April 2008

PRISON Vs WORK

@PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@WORK
You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle

@PRISON
You get 3 meals a day , fully paid for
@WORK
You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it

@PRISON
For good behavior you get time off
@WORK
For good behavior you get more work

@PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@WORK
You must carry a security card and do it yourself

@PRISON
You can watch Tv and play games
@WORK
You get fired for watching Tv and playing games

@PRISON
You get your own toilet
@WORK
You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat

@PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit
@WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@PRISON
All expenses are paid by the tax-payer with little work required
@WORK
You must pay all your expenses to go to work and they deduct taxes from your wages to pay for the prisoners

@PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
@WORK
They are called managers !

4 comments:

Liz said...

Or you get to share a bucket in prison.

Semaj Mahgih said...

Lead me to prison immediately.

CherryPie said...

At least I can go home at the end of a days work ;-)

Nunyaa said...

That is it Cherie, Don't think I would like the thought of someone watching me all the time.