Sunday, 27 April 2008

Words Women Use

WORDS WOMEN USE:

1. Fine:
this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. Loud Sigh:
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That’s Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8. Whatever:
Is a women’s way of saying F**K YOU!

9. Don’t worry about it, I’ve got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “what’s wrong”, for the woman’s response refer to # 3.

10. No:
This is the most complicated word a woman can use with a man. This is because she will say no, and mean no, or she will say no but mean yes. You will never get this right no matter what, so it is best not to try. Just remember, if she has salad and you have fries or pizza and you offer her some and and she says no, allow her to eat off of your plate without questioning her, or better yet, just give her half. This may also mean she is upset when she says she is not, and if you dare to ask “why” she will either respond with “nothing” — refer to # 3, or I’m “fine” — refer to # 1.

7 comments:

CherryPie said...

LOL :-)

No 10 reminds me of what a male colleague said about me once: When she says no she means no!!! It always makes me smile :-)

Crushed said...

Oh so true...

This is what makes women such hard work!
Good job some of you areworth it :)

Nunyaa said...

LOL Cherie, NO is a definite NO here as well :-)
Crushed, I think that applies to men also :-)

Colin Campbell said...

Very good. I have been married 20 years to two different women and I am still getting used to this female speaking in tongues doubtalk wierd thinking stuff. I am just so honest and straightforward and it would never occur to me to be so devious.

I will be the lion skin by the time I work it out.

Welshcakes Limoncello said...

Very wise, nunyaa.

Semaj Mahgih said...

Even worse than N10 is the dreaded enigmatic smile which can be taken either way but if it is taken the wrong way you could be in trouble ... or not.

Nunyaa said...

That is why you men are fascinated with women Ha :-)